Just in, from Jack:
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten.
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed; 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed; 3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb; 4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness; 5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb; 6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished;" 7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time; 8. One to viciously smear No. 7; 9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along; 10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
This is brilliant!
Posted by: david | August 24, 2005 at 10:00 AM
Love this!
Posted by: nappy40 | August 24, 2005 at 12:29 PM
Sometimes humor goes to the heart of the matter better than any serious analysis.
Posted by: Natalie | August 24, 2005 at 02:39 PM